Hurricane!

I would like to end tonight with this cool hurricane tracker thing my dad found. To the left of the screen is every hurricane for 2004 and those that have happened for 2005. Clicking on the names shows you its path. I would like to direct your attention to Hurricane Jeanne. This was clearly named after a typical woman. Look at the freaking path she took. She’s indecisive, she’s insecure, and fuck, it looks basically like she got lost and had to ask directions. “Umm, hi, umm, yeah, I’m kind of lost, can you tell me where Florida is…well, then do you know where the United States are, I have no idea where I am…no I don’t have a map, I can’t even fold one…” Jeez.